C&D's Jasam Spoilers: KEMO & HEATHFREEMAN @SXSW

Reasons we love Sam!

1. Sam claims her ish.
2. Sam doesn't repeat her mistakes.
3. Sam is the prettiest one in the whole town.
4. She's not perfect and doesn't pretend to be.
5. Sam doesn't love anyone out of obligation.
6. Sam wishes she could get advise from her brother.
7. Sam doesn't get preggers by everyone she sleeps with.
8. Sam has Jason not because she wants him but because HE wants her.
9. Sam will be the one to walk away if it means shes hurting herself.
10. Sam is always honest.
11. Sam can handle herself in sticky situations. She stays calm, cool, and collective.
12. She will do anything to protect the ones she loves.
13. She puts other peoples needs ahead of her own.
14. Shes loyal.
15. She can pull off hooker outfits.
16. She's not a ho.
17. She doesn't pitty herself and she doesn't expect others too.
18. She isn't self centered.
19. She's a good listener.
20. She can stand on her own two feet.
21. She stands up for whats right and whats wrong.
22. She makes face masks look so fun to put on!
23. She can handles Jason's life.
24. She loves kids.
25. She knows how to give a beatdown.
26. She tells it like it is
27. She makes her own decisions.
28. Shes a survivor.
29. She's a good big sister.
30. She has a sharp tongue.
31. She knows how to handle a gun.
32. She isn't a hypocrite.
33. She doesn't judge.
34. She looks hot in leather.
35. ONLY WOMAN ON THE SHOW WHO KNOWS HOW TO WALK IN HEELS.
36. She can make Jason smile.
37. She can handle her own liquor.
38. She can handle herself on water.
39. She would go to jail for a crime she didn't commit to save Jason's life.
40. She doesn't care about money or the material things in life.
41. She can flirt, and be sexy.
42. She looks good in a bathing suit.
43. She can change a tire.
44. She doesn't cheat.
45. She is good at being an undercover P.I.
46. She finds out info and makes sure its correct before she does anything about it.
47. She doesn't force Jason into anything.
48. She can cook and Jason loves it!

Jasam's Best Quotes

1. Jason to Sam: "I have never loved anyone as much as I love you"

2. Jason to Sam: "Everyone you love is gone before you...your baby...Danny. If you need to be with them, I, I understand. But I want you to stay. Because knowing you and loving you, is the most important thing that has ever happened to me."

3. Sam to Jason: Close your eyes.
Jason to Sam: I can't...I can't stop looking at you

4. Jason to Sam: I'm saying this because I want to. I didn't realize how much I missed you...now that we're spending so much time together...and it all just came back...how simple it is to be with you...you just...I don't know...it just feels right...I'm just very grateful.

5. Jason to Sam: You wanna know if I loved you...when you were pregnant...I wanted to be a father to your child...and after the baby died...I asked you to stay with me...when you were in the hospital...I was by your side willing you to live because YOU MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME. I'VE NEVER LOVED ANYONE AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU AND I NEVER WILL!

6. Jason to Sam: Since Mexico everything changed...and I don't know if you want to hear it...because I don't want you to feel pressured...but with everything going on...I think I should tell you...that I love you...and I'm just glad your back in my life...

7. Sam: I will love you for the rest of my life, Jason. If I die tomorrow or if I live to be 100....even if I never see your face again.

8. Sam: I thought she kicked.Jason: You were dreaming.Sam: I know. Just for a second, everything was like it was before. She was still with us and she was ok. Everything hurts so bad.Jason: Just hold on to me.Sam: Jason? When will the pain go away?Jason: Never.

9.Jason: When I, when I sleep, you know there’s moments when I wake up and I, I still reach for you. And I remember why you’re not with me, and everything comes flooding back to me. And I gotta move, I gotta get up, I gotta go to work, I gotta do everything I can to make myself stop thinking of you. You like to think I don’t miss you...I miss you.....all the time.

10. Jason: Before I knew you, my life was pretty empty. And I was fine with it. Really I was fine with it because I didn't know any different. Until you moved in and you showed me how to live. You changed me, and I'll never forget that.

11. Jason to Sam "It was necessary.... like breathing"

12. Jason to Sam "It was never a choice"

13. Jason to Sam "You are my whole world"

14. Jason to Sam"I will love you for as long as I live."

15. Jason to Sam "I would do anything for you. I would-I would die for you."

16. Jason to Sam "Were we always this intense?"

17. Jason to Sam: "Now I know why, even now, I will do anything for you."

18. Jason to Sam:"I will always chose you."

19. Sam to Jason: "I had no idea what love was, how it felt, what it meant, until you showed me."

20. Sam to Jason: "I've waited my whole life for you, do you think I'm going to blow that now?"

21. Sam to Jason: "Your everything to me, noone can replace you."

22. Sam to Jason: "I experience your capacity for love every single day of my life."

23. Sam: "I love you, I love you so much." Jason: "Then we're even."

24. Jason to Sam: "I want you with me, even if it means I have everything to lose."

25. Jason to Sam: "I want you to stay, because knowing you and loving you is the most important thing that has ever happened to me."

26. Jason to Sam: "Thank you for making me a better person." Sam to Jason: "Thank you, Jason, for loving me."

27. Sam to Jason: "I love you." Jason:"I love you too, I always will.

28. Jason to Sam: "Will you marry me?"

29. Jason to Sam: "For richer or poor, for better or worse, in sickness or in health, with all that I am and all that I have, I love you."

30. Jason to Sam: "Before I knew you my life was pretty empty....You changed me and I'll never forget that."

31. Jason to Sam: "We are family."

32. Jason to Sam: "Please, I want you to stay, forever...I love you."

33. Sam to Jason: "I just figuered it out Why I sleep so much better at your apartment"You make me feel safe."

34. Jason to Sam: ""Even if I never remember, I want to stay with you."

35. Jason to Sam: "No, were gonna be better than okay."

36. Jason to Sam: "And I'm grateful for another thing, US, that we got past whats wrong, and were getting back to whats right"

37. Jason to Sam: "I didn't realize how much I missed you now that were spending a lot of time together, and it all just came back how simple it is to be with you, it just, I don't know it just feels right, I'm grateful."

38. Jason to Sam: "I just actually wanted to go for another swim with you because the water reminds me of Hawaii, and it really reminds me of you.

39. Jason to Sam: "You have the power to hurt me...."

40. Sam to Jason: "But in my heart Jason, I will always choose you."

41. Jason to Sam: "I want you in my life, no matter what happens"

42. "Jason to Sam: I came after you today, your who I care about, your who I want...and the rest is up to you."

43. Jason to Sam: "Remember when you want to avoid running, I hope it leaves you no place to go."

44. Sam to Jason "The truth is I was a very different, not very nice person before I met you, I kind of just went through the motions of life, and then my baby died, and I fell apart. I hated the world and you brought me back from total despair."

45. Sam to Jason: "Jason you did more than that, you changed my life and if you never remember who you are or the love we shared I can live with the loss as long as i know that you are alive and well."

46. Sam to Jason: "Yeah...usually I am a gambler but I am not willing to risk your life, becuase with out you somewhere in this universe, my world would go completly dark."

47. Sam to Jason: " No Jason, this isn't for you, this is for me. I need you to hear this and someday maybe this will be important to you. I want to thank you for giving me a life when the one I had was meaningless."

48. Sam: Close your eyes. Jason: What are you going to do. Sam: Distract you!

49. Jason(to baby Lila): I love your mother more than anything. She has made me happier than anyone in my entire life. And now I'm hurting her. It's the only way I know how to save her. I'm sorry.

50. Sam to Jason: What makes you think you can fail me?Jason to Sam: Because I have brain damage...And I pretend it doesn't exist, but it does. I don't think or feel like a normal person. Sam to Jason: Like a normal person?Jason, what is normal? Normal is way overrated. Until I met you, normal meant being used and dumped. And meant lying to myself to protect my heart and having it stomped on anyway. What is so great about that?"

51. Sam to Jason: "You hussled me in rock, paper, scissors" Jason to Sam: "Now be a good little loser and go home and rest"

52. Sam to Jason: "Did you talk to me?" Jason to Sam: "All the time" Sam to Jason: "And I missed it?"

53. Sam to Jason: "Come on, I'll be quiet" Jason to Sam: "Your never quiet"

54. Sam to Jason: "You like me?" Jason to Sam: "Sure" Sam to Jason: "Thanks, I like you too"

55. Jason to Sam: "I know that I don't say it enough, but I love you."

56. Jason to Sam: "I just never want to to hurt you agian."

57. Jason to Sam: "It's selfish but I can't lose even one second of the time I have left with you. Yours is the last face I want to see."

58. Jason to Sam: "Your amazing."

59. Jason to Sam: "I just want you to know that I love you so much." Sam to Jason: "And I love you so much more"

60. Jason to Sam: "And I need you, and if I made you feel I didn't or that you don't matter to me, I'm sorry,"

61. Sam to Jason: "I am special, I know that, that's why you like me." Jason to Sam: "No that's why, I love you."

62. Jason to Sam: "That's what I always try to do with you; just to appreciate you, how amazing you are."

63. Sam to Jason: "I need you to know that you are not going to lose me again, ever again."

64. Sam to Jason: "And when I feel alone, I'm just going to close my eyes and pretend that I'm right here...in your arms."

65. Jason to Sam: "I want you know that I love you so much."

66. Jason to Sam: "I wouldn't mind getting lost, as long as I'm with you."

67. Jason to Sam: " I know but I hate leaving you."

68. Jason to Sam: " To remind you that, I'll find my way back to you, not that I'm lost, but I'm leaving and I'm sorry and its my promise I'm gonna come back."

69. Jason to Sam: " Sam, I love you for who you are."

Jason's Email Addy

Jason has an email?? Say what?!? (Credit to C, D and LB)

Jason
1. douchebagboyfriend@idontdeserveanyone.com
2. sonnys#1asslicker@ittastesgood.com
3. i'm-a-lyingMF@cyborg.com
4. Imadouchebag@disrespectfulkiller.com
5. Sonnyssacksucker@lemmepayattn2everyhobutSam.com
6. Ineverchangemydraws@sodon'taskme2.nasty

Sam
1. decaf-or-regular@imyourserver.com
2. findyourfuckingspine@dumpthatloser.com
3. wtfpuffyeyesagainCUCUMBERSMF.COM

Jasam
1. weveneverhadsex@ohthatswhyimnotpregnant.com

Carly
1. I'vehadallbrenda'sexs@sloppyseconds.com

Spinelli
1. i'veneverbustedanut@nerd.com
2. Samneeds2whoopmyass@traitor.com
3.Mytongueiswedgedinjasonsass@asslickers.com

Sonny
1.dontlookatme@urnowimpregnated.com

Brenda
1. wakemeupwhenthisshitgetsbetter@i'mboring.com
2. whatthefuckhappenedtoyourface@sueyoursurgeon.com

Mike
1. (fantasy one) igavesamthebigO@whosethelittlebitchnowjason.com..
2. canupleaseremovethisdickfrommyass@itstillhurts.com
3. isthatcumstillonmymouth@carterscumming.com

Dante
1. BABYWENIS@i'mallballs.com

Maxie
1.Ilooklikearooster@ineedanewstylist.com

Ho/her kids
1. WTFismydaddythistime@i'maho.com
2.Waitididn'tsuckyodickyet@hohoho.net

GOOOOZA
1. just_watched_an_epi_of_gh@ima-shitty-writer.com

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KEMO & HEATHFREEMAN @SXSW

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Reasons we love Sam!

Jasam's Best Quotes